"OK, now at the end I want you to shake that green Wizard of Oz Emerald City glitter skirt back and forth, but you have to shake it like you mean it, like you WANT to be on that stage. And don't forget to wear the matching semi-sheer short-sleeved cardigan top, because that will offset the extremely weird proportions of your boobal area."
i can't figure this thing out. who are you? where am i? what's a bloug? why is brent so cute and funny? i told you i saw your website!
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT BUILT IN BREAST PLATE? AND THE SHAKING OF THE SKIRT AT THE END...PRICELESS. BUT NOTICE THAT THE SEMI-SHEER CARDIGAN IS ACTUALLY ATTACHED.
C'est na pas un blewg.
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